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יום שישי, 11 באפריל 2014

Trust me, i'm an engineer !







Trust me, i'm an engineer ! 
Vilkaz Zebigwan

iI'm igor pachmelnik zakuskov 

and i'm an engineer !
just let me take my breakfast first,

cornflakes, vodka and beer !
and then i'll show you all of mine
constructions ewerywhere
i can explain the world for you,
all that i need is chair
i built many buildings,
well some of them have failed
i had to leave my country,
so through the sea i sailed !

Trust me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?

trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear ! 
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !
i built alot of bridges,
some of them even dance
my buildings are very secure !
Intruders have no chance ! 
you want to drive a broken car
i can help you in this !
no wheel, no tire ! no problem !
those parts i never miss ! 
my good diploma give me jobs
although i didn't study,
i simply got this from a friend,
as a Birthday gift, from buddy !
since then i travel everywhere,
and sometimes build a Road (
you say it's bad ? but i'm a pro !
i piss in expert mode !

interrupt : (Kalinka style)

i am, an engineeer an i having good time now, 
physical calculate ? what does it mean i don't know
you know, learning by doing ? well, i do and you learn
let me make my work here first, and then there is your turn
i feel really well, i get paid more then you


cuz i am an engineer, and who are you ? repair creeeeeeeew ! 
i drive my tractor like a boss
see what jump i just did ? ! 
you say this is impossible ?
just like i give a shit ! 
my bicycle is wearing shoes 
showel bazooka is in use 
oven in my car melting ore
i have an airbag in tractor !
i once tried to catch the sun
and dirty brick to wash 
now i say : my work here is done
was hard day, oh my gosh...
Outtro with
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear ! 
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !

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